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Trump aides tasked with following him around golf course and giving ‘positive reinforcement’, reporter says

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  1. One was over heard saying “You’re good enough, you’re smart enough, and doggone it, people like you sir”

  2. “You’re positively the fattest ex-president.”

    “You will make a great cellmate.”

    “You had seven failed business, but the next one could be it.”

  3. Is he upset with all of the charges and investigations against him or that we have 500 more HIMARS sitting in a garage somewhere?

  4. >“As Trump has been out of office over the last 20 [months], a rotating cast of aides has been tasked with following him around the golf course at the club he’s at and giving him positive reinforcement from Twitter and wherever else they find it on the web, per [people] told of the practice,” the Times correspondent tweeted.

  5. Here’s a deep cut from way back in the past. There had been a WH position where an aide scrolls through the Internet and newspaper articles, finds the stories that contain false or misleading information, and then delivers it to POTUS.

    Well when Donald arrived in office, he turned that position into one where an aide, usually multiple times a day, clipped out flattering news articles about Trump and gave them to him to read.

  6. “At least youve made history sir. Youve been impeached twice.”

    “That backswing was impressively mediocre sir.”

    “You were so close to a hole in one! Just a dozen more tries and youll get one thatll make Tiger blush.”

    “Youre absolutely awesome at being a grifter. Incredible even. Probably the greatest of a time!….Oh sorry, i said Golfer, sir.”

    …actually i might consider taking this job. Id be very good at it.

  7. “Nice hit, Lardass!”

    “Way to stroke it, Traitor!”

    “Solid putt, Imbecile!”

    “Carding that bogie as a birdie is a work of daring genius and not at all characteristic of a petty, narcissistic, lying, grasping, cowardly bag of shit who’s not fit to be in charge of a newspaper route let alone a whole fucking country!

    I could do that job.

  8. Who would actually want that Paying someone to compliment you and be yes men. It seems like self punishment to me.

  9. “Hey buddy, you’re really doing great. The world just doesn’t get super genius-smart presidents like you. Let’s go get a butterfinger” -Trump aide

  10. Caddyshack 2022, starring:

    Trump, as Judge Elihu Smails (previously played by Ted Knight)

    Joe Biden, as Ty Webb (previously played by Chey Chase)

  11. “You don’t look like an orca, your neck vagina has slimmed down, your ass is definitely less than a mile wide.”