What’s the creepiest thing you can say to a person who just woke up?

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    What’s the creepiest thing you can say to a person who just woke up?

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    thetruthful8

    You odor completely different if you’re asleep.

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    cacadoodie

    Don’t fear, I cleaned all of it off of you and gave you some aspirin.

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    Covert_Admirer

    I watched you the entire night time. The third time you farted was so lovely I touched myself somewhat. And who’s (insert man’s identify right here)?

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    Raylan__Givens

    You have a boner

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    letterdonkey

    “Welcome to the jungle! You’re gonna die!”

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    ApprehensiveStatus13

    Your dream was actually superior. I loved each second of it.

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    Emi-Milky

    Oh it was alive..

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    BeefyMcWhatNot

    We’ve been ready so that you can get up.

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    Remotepopy

    Hey you, you are lastly awake.

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