What’s the creepiest thing you can say to a person who just woke up?
You odor completely different if you’re asleep.
Don’t fear, I cleaned all of it off of you and gave you some aspirin.
I watched you the entire night time. The third time you farted was so lovely I touched myself somewhat. And who’s (insert man’s identify right here)?
You have a boner
“Welcome to the jungle! You’re gonna die!”
Your dream was actually superior. I loved each second of it.
Oh it was alive..
We’ve been ready so that you can get up.
Hey you, you are lastly awake.
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