TIFU by lying to my wife for 13 years…

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    TIFU by lying to my wife for 13 years…

    My wife hates orange and lime flavored candies. I really like them. Well, love the orange, just like the lime.

    So, she passes on the orange starburst to me. She passes the orange and inexperienced skittles to me. She passes the orange and inexperienced gummy bears to me. This has been taking place for 13 years.

    What she doesn’t know is that the inexperienced Haribo gummy bears are literally strawberry.

    Shortly after we married, for one purpose or one other, I seemed behind the Haribo gummy bears bundle and found this.

    So I haven’t stated something for 13 years. Every time we get gummy bears, she provides me the orange and inexperienced (strawberry). I’ve by no means stated a phrase. I’ve loved consuming my little lies.

    Until final night time…

    We had some gummy bears and she or he opened them and she or he began to hand me the orange and inexperienced ones. But after a couple of minutes, I noticed her wanting behind the bag. Then I noticed her eyes get REAL BIG.

    She turned to me and requested if I’ve recognized that the inexperienced bears had been strawberry. She all the time thought they had been lime.

    I used to be trustworthy and nodded my head sure. The look of betrayal was unreal…. She requested how lengthy I’ve recognized, and I used to be trustworthy. I advised her so long as we’ve been married.

    She give up giving me the gummy bears she didn’t like. She was even consuming the orange ones out of spite.

    I don’t assume I’ll get any extra gummy bear discards after this. Time to purchase my personal.

    TL;DR I by no means corrected my wife by telling her she gave me strawberry gummy bears. She thought they had been lime. Now she is aware of and is spite consuming my favorites.



    She’s coming for half your stuff quickly



    She’ll by no means belief you once more on any meals flavoring



    Lmao that is such a legit marriage dispute it is ridiculous. I’ve been married since 2010 and my spouse would not be thrilled about one thing like this both.



    There isn’t any getting back from this. And any more it’s a must to sit quietly when she tells of this betrayal to household and pals. In different phrases, you get to ‘Eat The Brown Rainbow’.



    This is gold. I hope you’ll be able to each share amusing on it quickly. Might take a while although hahaha



    Wait till she finds out the inexperienced skittles are inexperienced apple.



    This is one of the best thread!



    Duuude, that title had me for a second! Haha, hopefully the divorce will probably be amicable. =P



    Told my daughter that the pink starburst are liquorice flavored 😳

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