Oh fuck off

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    Oh fuck off

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    #125731

    ILikeSprayButter

    My go-to line in these conditions is “Your silence only makes me stronger.”

    #125775

    ProcessImpressive211

    Yes!

    #125727

    RickRudeAwakening

    “That’s better than I expected from the looks of this crowd.”

    #125719

    Gavinator10000

    I’m confused if OP helps this bathe thought or not. Personally, I additionally hate a lot of these audio system

    #125729

    Ermmahhhgerrrd

    “Alright, I feel you. Let’s get started…”

    #125735

    CheapTactics

    What is that this? A fucking clown present? Get on with it, no one cares about your greeting

    #125725

    Nak125

    I give speeches as part of my profession.

    Once I used to be giving a speech and used this very same line, however NOBODY responded. I mentioned it again and again for what felt like 5 minutes. Still no response from the viewers

    I ended up simply strolling off the stage and chopping that contract. Never performing on the deaf institute once more

    #125737

    davieb22

    Speaker – “Good morning”

    Attendees – “Good morning”

    Speaker – “I can’t hear you”

    Attendees – “GOOD MORNING!”

    Speaker – “Oh god, why can’t I hear anything? I’ve gone deaf. Call an ambulance!”

    #125723

    TheDruidDude

    Why on Earth is that in r/showerthoughts

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