Oh fuck off
My go-to line in these conditions is “Your silence only makes me stronger.”
“That’s better than I expected from the looks of this crowd.”
I’m confused if OP helps this bathe thought or not. Personally, I additionally hate a lot of these audio system
“Alright, I feel you. Let’s get started…”
What is that this? A fucking clown present? Get on with it, no one cares about your greeting
I give speeches as part of my profession.
Once I used to be giving a speech and used this very same line, however NOBODY responded. I mentioned it again and again for what felt like 5 minutes. Still no response from the viewers
I ended up simply strolling off the stage and chopping that contract. Never performing on the deaf institute once more
Speaker – “Good morning”
Attendees – “Good morning”
Speaker – “I can’t hear you”
Attendees – “GOOD MORNING!”
Speaker – “Oh god, why can’t I hear anything? I’ve gone deaf. Call an ambulance!”
Why on Earth is that in r/showerthoughts
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