But she really loved me
Damn, now that’s truth.
Absolutely fucking nailed it.
You just don’t know Jewelia like I do! She *does* care!
That sound you hear is my world collapsing on itself.
“But I’m pretty sure she’s my destiny, bro! I mean, her name is actually Destiny. What are the odds? There were actual sparks when she touched me.”
“Jeff, that was glitter.”
I dated a stripper for a while. Even when you date them they don’t like you.
“She told me her real name, bro. That means something.”
As if strippers don’t use fake real names.
This is probably spot on
This is a good one.
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