But she really loved me

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    But she really loved me

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    #92965

    Grizzchops

    Damn, now that’s truth.

    #92966

    P1mongoose

    Absolutely fucking nailed it.

    #92958

    TheMan5991

    You just don’t know Jewelia like I do! She *does* care!

    #92957

    YodaHead

    That sound you hear is my world collapsing on itself.

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    CurlSagan

    “But I’m pretty sure she’s my destiny, bro! I mean, her name is actually Destiny. What are the odds? There were actual sparks when she touched me.”

    “Jeff, that was glitter.”

    #92956

    CregChrist

    I dated a stripper for a while. Even when you date them they don’t like you.

    #92952

    TiedMyDickInAKnot

    “She told me her real name, bro. That means something.”

    As if strippers don’t use fake real names.

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    lostintime000

    This is probably spot on

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    ilovehockey555

    This is a good one.

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