Official poster for ‘Uncharted’
Yet another movie that’ll be played in heavy rotation on TNT, TBS, USA, and FX in 10 months.
Generic movie poster that long term uncharted fans would barely recognize that it’s about uncharted.
A video game adaptation movie starring Mark Wahlberg, what could go wrong?
They did the thing
If there was ever a time to go with the Drew Struzan style this was it.
Mark Wahlberg as Sully is one of the most miscast roles I’ve ever seen.
I love that the lady on the left is holding a torch because that hasn’t been done before so this poster is fresh and original.
You know when like a new Transformers movie comes out and some way off-brand studio like The Asylum releases like TRANSMORPHERS or ROBOCARS or some shit?
This poster looks like Disney is releasing a new INDIANA JONES movie and The Asylum heard about it.
You Already Saw Spider Man Twice, So Just See This Now: The Movie
looks like dog shit
Naughty Dog said it best long ago when they had the OG dev team.
When asked about a live action movie the lead dev said “I don’t think it needs one, I feel we told the story the best.”
Gaming adaptations are possible but we have to many expectations. Even in cartoons. Imagine if the voice actor for Homer Simpson died and they got say Andy Duck to replace him and not alter his voice. You can’t do that, we have an expectation.
It’s why Clark Kent actors have a specific look, was set by Chris Reeves. The fans would not accept a Luke that didn’t somewhat look like Luke.
Not crazy about the cast
It’s what I would expect
The only good thing in this movie is going to be Antonio Banderas.
“Oh boy the new Mark Wahlberg film is out!”
Seriously, who does he appeal to? His ‘John Everyman’ persona is so fucking tired.
We got your blue! We got your orange! We got your collage of actors with the major characters physically larger than the minor ones! We got circles! We got rays of light! Now come see the damn picture!
By the look of the trailer they’ve squeezed in all the games, which makes no sense, what are they gonna do if they want a sequel? Fuck sully doesn’t even have a mustache in poster, by the end of the trailer it has growing into one…
Mark looks… off?
Looks just about as generic as can be. Really, everything about this movie just screams ‘GENERIC MEDIOCRE ADVENTURE THAT PEOPLE WILL FIND ENJOYABLE, BUT WILL FORGET THREE HOURS LATER’, which is disappointing, coz the Uncharted games are amazing.
Shoulda did this years ago and got Bruce Campbell as sully
Today I learned that Antonio Banderas is in it…
Why it gotta be marky mark though?
it’s hilarious how giant wahlberg looks like he’s cradling lil banderas and in turn him to torch lady
This one does not bring joy
This has got to be a money laundering scheme, right?
Maybe it is tied into Ozark season 4, then that would be brilliant!
This is going to hurt… my favourite video game Franchise and they will completely butcher it
All those guys in the boats look like they’re standing. Some intern probably cropped out their legs and placed their upper halves “inside” the boats. I love it.
Edit: ESPECIALLY the guy on the left in the middle boat.
God… that looks like horse shit. Even Bollywood movies had better posters than this shitfest. After I saw ‘flying ships’ I lost my all hope…
Every time I see Wahlberg, I wonder whatever happened to the Funky Bunch…
The film looks nothing like uncharted. I think it’s going to suck balls