LPT: You don’t have plot armour. Stop speeding. Stop drinking too much. Stop doing drugs. You can die, super easily and meaninglessly. Don’t let that be your story.
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I have plot armor all the way up to the end of my story.
that’s my secret cap, i’m always dying
*We’re born to die*
Conversely, I can die without doing anything wrong at all. FUCK cancer, live your life.
If I don’t follow your advice I will most assuredly die. If I do follow your advice…
I’m a strong believer of quantum immortality. I am literally the protagonist of the universe and can never die.
You’re not my real mom.
Or do your drugs responsibly
LPT: don’t die.
This is more of a pro life tip than a life pro tip.
the tip is… you can die? wow the quality of this sub is amazing!
Counter: I only get one of these and I’m not going to waste it playing it safe to still die.
When I die, I’m going to have earned it.
This isn’t a lpt
“Don’t do stupid stuff.”
Got it. Now, why is this a LPT? Stop posting stupid shit and why the fuck are people shelling out money for awards for stupid posts like this?
Is this r/bullshitlectures or what?
get these posts off of this sub please
This sub is really going to shit
Shitty karma farming post
Sounds like NPC talk to me…
If you ain’t first, your last. -Reese bobby
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. -Ogden Nash
The biggest killer on the planet is stress, and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.” — Willie Nelson
You can’t tell me what to do! You’re not my real father!
This LPT is aimed at people whose lives are considerably more exciting than my own.
You can’t NERF the world.
You could drop dead from a heart attack or an aneurysm at any second, even if you’re living the “perfect” healthy, risk free life. Might as well enjoy what time you do get and indulge in a few of the pleasures life has to offer while you’re here. You only live once or what ever.
Not only is this condescending and insulting to addicts and an incredible misunderstanding of addiction, it’s also puritanical as hell. Seriously, “just say no” never worked.
For non-addictive and non-dangerous drugs (many hallucinogens), there’s no moral reason to avoid them.
Stop drinking *too much* but just “stop doing drugs”
Why does alcohol have a pass, its such a shitty nasty drug
You are welcome to speak for yourself but not everyone has a fear of death. It’s normal, we’re all going to die, and I (and many others I know) don’t think twice about it. If I die doing something I want to do then I’m happy knowing that now. In fact that’s exactly how I *want* to die, not rotting away in a hospital or home in a hospice bed. And I’m not “young and feeling invulnerable” either. If I want to free climb or cliff dive at my age I’m damn well going to.
How about you do you and let us do us.
What’s up with all these meaningless LPTs? This isn’t a LPT. This is pretty obvious. Even people that live reckless know this.
“LPT: Brust your teeth. You could end up with a cavity if you don’t”
This sub really doesn’t give a fuck anymore. I could post “LPT: Don’t sit in your 1991 Honda Accord while it’s running in a garage.” And everyone would be like “omg, best advice ever!”
Ya no kidding. That’s not a profound revelation.
That’s why people speed. That’s why people drink to oblivion. That’s why people do drugs. You sound like you’re trying to diagnose a problem that no one else but you understands. Life is fleeting, and meaningless for people more often than not. So we do irresponsible things to feel some sense of feeling while we are here.
There is no story. Most people don’t give a shit about their story. But obviously you do. You must be fun at parties.
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As if anyone’s death has meaning.
We all die anyway. There is no meaning
I’d rather just do what I want. It really doesn’t matter in the end. Not like I’ll remember my time on earth anyways
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