Friend: But what if you think they are human but they turn out to be an alien parasitic spider that infected a human host and devoured the interior of the host to incubate an alien invasion force?
Me: What are you? Some kind of an arachnophobe. I pity that you will never experience the loving but firm kiss of chelicerae. Weirdo.
and I feel like trans people would be more comfortable targeting Bi in dating cause like, I don’t think we actually give a shit about your genitals, unlike gays/straigts who sometimes feel uncomfortable about those what’s-between-your-legs
the whole thing seems like it was setting up the lame tv-show ‘I accidentally hit on another guy’ joke that used to be all the craze back in the 80s and 90s.
Friend: *but what if you think they’re a girl, but they end up being a greater god of madness and sadistically entered the surface world to watch people die at her hands?*
Me: you act like I ***don’t*** have a crush on Lolth and, honestly, I expected better from you.
But what if their whole personality seems to be wrapped around their sexuality ??? As if being gay or bi or straight was the only thing they think is interesting
Smh
Gender doesn’t matter, just let them be comfy
Friend: But what if you think they are human but they turn out to be an alien parasitic spider that infected a human host and devoured the interior of the host to incubate an alien invasion force?
Me: What are you? Some kind of an arachnophobe. I pity that you will never experience the loving but firm kiss of chelicerae. Weirdo.
Feel the same exact way
exactly bro, we win either way
fr fr
and I feel like trans people would be more comfortable targeting Bi in dating cause like, I don’t think we actually give a shit about your genitals, unlike gays/straigts who sometimes feel uncomfortable about those what’s-between-your-legs
Sexy time is sexy time!
This is what my partner told me when I came out to them as trans, they said they’d love me no matter what
“But what’s their gender?”
*OBJECTION RELEVANCE!?*
We all have the freedom to like what we like, I just happen to like Everything 😁
The consideration for the dysphoria made my heart melt!
If you need to make it to third base to realize you’re playing baseball, maybe you should stay on the bench.
Translation: people who are cool to hang out with are sexy. End statement.
I feel this, minus the sexy time
I’m bisexual, all scenarios are win scenarios 😎
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Who am I kidding? I’m a total disaster. We are all bisexual disasters. My glasses are dirty.
the whole thing seems like it was setting up the lame tv-show ‘I accidentally hit on another guy’ joke that used to be all the craze back in the 80s and 90s.
What if they wanna watch a bad movie like the live action Avatar The Last Airbender?
I feel this
I Only understood SEXY TIME!!! Yikes!
When I was young I thought being bi was a curse. Now I realize it’s a blessing
Facts ^
Banana 🍌👍
Yes, this. Indeed.
This is true, can confirm
I think maybe that’s what was meant to happen and dreams do really come true💙
But what if they’re non-binary?
hmmm you sound Pan to me 🤔
but that’s not my line anyway so I have no idea.
Friend: *but what if you think they’re a girl, but they end up being a greater god of madness and sadistically entered the surface world to watch people die at her hands?*
Me: you act like I ***don’t*** have a crush on Lolth and, honestly, I expected better from you.
But what if their whole personality seems to be wrapped around their sexuality ??? As if being gay or bi or straight was the only thing they think is interesting
Smh
What if they’re a serial killer?