I guess I’m wrong

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+1926 – I guess I’m wrong

2022-08-06 14:40:08

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  1. All these chucklefucks think they’re going to be ubermensch spess muhreens.

    Bitch, you’d be mining 20 hours a day for some corrupt planetary noble from the time you’re six to the time you’re dead at 22. Then they’re going to recycle your giblets into Corpse Starch Crackers.

    You ain’t shit, little grognard.

  2. What makes them think that Chaos is leftist, if they are trying to make an argument about left/right poliitics?

    The leftist leaning race in 40K is the Tau. And if they actually understood the lore there is actually enough horror stories regarding the Tau to actually make them a credible ‘wrong’ in this sort of argument.

    Also, I laugh heartily at the idea of the Space Marines being touted as the ultimate truth of humanity. They are a minority in the armies of the Imperium. The majority of the armed forces would be the Imperial Guard – lightly armoured and poorly equipped grunts who get thrown into meat grinder engagements literally just to clog the treads of the enemies advancement…

    Don’t like that idea? Well this commissar says get your ass running into combat or you are getting shot. That’s if they didn’t already shoot your ass to ‘motivate’ the other troops. You didn’t even need to do anything wrong – they literally will blow your fucking brains out just to send a message who is in charge.

    And they think that current day plutocracy is fucked – anything less than nobility and your ass is a grunt.

    But hey, maybe they start considering that maybe “there are more of us, than there are of you”, and they mutiny and take over. Think the Jan 6th situation.

    Cool, very nice. Your entire family is getting purged. Probably your entire city… People who literally lived in the same area code as your traitorous ass, who had nothing to do with you taking over the hive equivilant of the Capitol building. Done, gone – probably executed by the very Space Marines who you admire so much.

    Be even more funny if it were the Salamanders (anyone who knows the lore will get it…)

    You know what? Fuck it. Everyone dies. Exterminatus the planet – virus bomb it back to zero and start again. We literally have the resources available to move in a new population with only a blip in the grand scheme of things.

  3. As a fan of 40k it annoys the shit out of me when people don’t seem to realize that the imperium is a fucked up terrible fascist hellhole. Like, love me some space marines but in any other setting they would be the bad guys.

  4. “To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.”

    Sounds great!

  5. I do quite like the Imperium and do think they’re right **in 40K universe**, but…

    A). It is a bloody game. One that is specifically exaggerated by its nature and obviously can’t be used as a **real-life** example.

    B). Even Imperium doesn’t care about your race, sex, gender or anything remotely related. If you are a human, you get a pass. If you are a stable variant of human, you get a pass.

    Gay or lesbian marriage, skin colour or features, nothing of this matters.

  6. If these losers where in 40k they’d be Tyranid food or sacrificed to fuel the emperor’s corpse

  7. They’ve fucked Ancient Roman history with their strong-man-good-times-weak-man-bad-times vomit and dragged “Little Dark Age” into the shit and now they are on to shit upon Warhammer 40K.

    Ah, man. Why can’t they fuck up their own stuff. There’s enough far-right movies and books. They can’t fuck around with that.

    I miss those times where I could enjoy Roman history without being viewed suspiciously.

  8. Sums it up pretty nicely. Everything has to be an extreme. Either you’re straight up hitlering in front of a mirror or you are all in for 24/7 degen drug orgies with the family dog

    The levels of brain rot are off the charts

  9. Not a single right-winger would be chosen to become a Space Marine. In fact, ironically they’d probably fall to Chaos on their shithole planet because they’re so susceptible to conspiracy theories and the Imperial Guard would smoke them out.

  10. Ngl the people in the bottom pic look like they’re having fun. The people in the top pic… not so much.

  11. I’ve always been surprised they don’t refer to the left as ‘the wrong’ more often. Instead they bafflingly call the left ‘woke’ as if that’s a bad thing…

  12. with a basic understanding of 40k lore, i know that the Emperium are only the “good guys” because every other faction is more evil than they are, my point being is that if you idolize the Emperium, you’re doing something wrong

  13. Right wing chucklefucks have never understood game media and its underlying social commentary ever