1. “You guys were over-reacting when you said Republicans would try to outlaw contraceptives!”

    Yeah…no, we weren’t.

  2. Republicans would codify rape if they thought they could get away with it. So instead they just nibble around the edges.

  3. Ban fentanyl 100% in the state?

    What are the hospitals of Michigan going to do without it?

    Sounds like he doesn’t know what Plan B is, OR fentanyl.

  4. I guess these men trying to outlaw birth control and abortion really don’t like having sex. Because behind every abortion and every birth is a man who left his sperm in a woman.

    Guess they don’t like their wives and partners being alive, either, because women are being denied healthcare for ectopic pregnancies, incomplete miscarriages, cancer, and all kinds pregnancy complications.

  5. Guess which party this moron belongs to…

  6. If we are going to ban contraceptives for women we need to ban ED pills for men. What is good for the goose is good for the gander.

  7. Oh yeah, I take Plan B like it’s candy. Out there on the corner, sucking dick for Plan B.

    One time, I took so much Plan B I aborted 14 fetuses in the people around me when I just walked into the room.

  8. GOP is just going to keep pulling these stunts. Stop voting for them.

  9. This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://www.metrotimes.com/news/deperno-seeks-to-outlaw-plan-b-emergency-contraceptive-in-michigan-compares-it-to-fentanyl-31141688) reduced by 82%. (I’m a bot)
    > After learning what Plan B is, DePerno then said that if it was up to him, Plan B would be treated no differently than the deadly narcotic fentanyl.

    > "We already know Matt DePerno holds radical views on a woman's right to control her own reproductive choices – he has long said that if he's elected, he'll ban abortion without any exceptions for rape, incest or health of the pregnant woman, and he's also said the right to contraception should be decided by politicians at the state level," said Stevenson.

    > "But that apparently doesn't go far enough, because now he says Plan B should be banned in Michigan and kept out of the state by border patrol, comparing it to the deadly opiate fentanyl – which is completely absurd. He's being crystal clear about how little respect he has for women's autonomy and their right to plan a family on their own timeline, and voters deserve to know how dangerous he would be if elected attorney general.”

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  10. How can you get to a point where your soul is ok with you just saying the dumbest shit, every day, on the record? Either those lobbying checks are huge or this guy’s brains have been replaced with a pretzel of dead snakes.

  11. Show me the cases of all the people that have died from Plan B just like the people who died from fentanyl? Oh, those cases don’t exist? He’s just another lying fuckwad from the Republicans.

  12. Like fentanyl?!? In the spirit of being considered correct, please prove your claims.

  13. These old white men need to stop legislating women’s bodies. We’re so damn sick and tired of it. See you in Roevember. We are women. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

  14. Stop Plan B….at the border? That’s….huh?!

  15. Another dude talking about a woman’s uterus.

  16. Oh man I was so high off Plan B the other day

  17. So you can get addicted to BC and *checks notes*, die? Fucking clown shoe universe

  18. These people are fucking SICK. Stop making all fetuses out to be some special miracle. They aren’t. An abortion isn’t fucking murder.

  19. Yeah man. Last week I smoked a blunt at a party and then I had heavy cramps and bleeding and my manboobs hurt like hell. Pretty sure it was laced with Plan B.

  20. I’m pretty sure this guy probably uses fentanyl based on these folks just telling on themselves in the most bizarre fashion possible all the damn time. They always tell on themselves.

  21. These people sure hate women

  22. Another piece of shit human… can we start calling people like him by their true name “Hydra”.

  23. Keep in mind that abortion bans are already universally unpopular, this will cause his polls to crash like a drunk demolition derby driver AND drive even more democrats to the polls.

    Sometimes it really does feel like they’re trying to lose.

  24. Ahhh yes, that’s why back alleys are full of pregnant women looking for their next fix. That explains everything. This man is too fucking stupid to function.

  25. Christo fascist fucks. I’m atheist I don’t believe in any God. It’s against my religious liberties (or lack there of) to keep me from anything.

  26. “Too many people, even in our own party, too many people have lost the idea of what states’ rights means,” DePerno said. “They haven’t read the works of our Founding Fathers. They haven’t read ‘The Federalist Papers.”

    Conservatives always want you to read this pamphlet and that pamphlet, and this Federalist Paper and that Federalist Paper from the Founding Fathers but never seem to want you to read the 9th Amendment:

    “The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.”

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