And in the news… Popular socialite Kim Kardashian broke up…


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+610 – And in the news… Popular socialite Kim Kardashian broke up with the famous comedian Pete Davidson. According to sources close to the couple, the problems started when she realized that she is Kim Kardashian, and he is Pete Davidson…

2022-08-05 23:26:41

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  1. You can read more about this in my new book: “Who gives a fuck”.

    The wedding planning company on Retard Island must be sad though.

  2. In Forbes’ annual list of Easiest Jobs in America, being Kim Kardashian came in first place. In last place….. crack whore. The only difference between the two? Smoking crack. Get to work, crack whores.

  3. Dance like no one is watching, sing like no one is listening, love like you’ve never been hurt, and date a goddam retard

  4. And in the news… Popular socialite Kim Kardashian broke up with the famous comedian Pete Davidson. According to sources close to the couple, the problems started when she realized that she is a woman, and he is a homosexual.

  5. Apparently, the couple decided to end things when they both realized they hadn’t been in the news for a couple of weeks, and, as a result, hadn’t had any orgasms for a couple of weeks.

  6. Not bad. Reads like a Norm update joke. The Downey/Norm rule was to make the punchline as close to the set up as possible.

  7. I hope Pete takes this well

    Also I stopped watching a video essay about 9/11 to watch news about this