There is nothing worse than a doctors receptionist who…

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I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it.

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’

‘There’s something wrong with my dick’, he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ‘

‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.

The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’

The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’

‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. ‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’

‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied.

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  1. (•_•) You could say that the doctors office has a

    ( •_•)>⌐■-■

    (⌐■_■) bad reception

  2. Forgt to add that the receptionist fainted.

  3. There’s one thing worse: calling them, explaining your problem, making an appointment, explaining the problem again in person, and when you finally meet the doctor he tells you that he’s the wrong adress.

  4. did you just add canned laughter to a dmn written joke

  5. I actually laughed at ths one

  6. Wait. Why are the reception and waiting room the same? Is that normal over there?

  7. She’s a receptionist… your medical issues are none of her business. Tell her you’ll tell her when she’s a doctor

  8. For context: no I didn’t write this but this is one of my favourite jokes, in the top 3 behind the joke where the zoo hired a worker to be in a costume.

  9. Indeed it doesn’t poop anymore either.

  10. Isn’t that a HIPAA violation

  11. I don’t know why I’m laughing so damn hard at this!!

  12. Lots of things are worse. But that is an odd expectation. If you don’t let everybody know what’s up, the doctor will… Actually i assume many people change their story, or can comfortably afford to avoid public clinics.

  13. Something about how you go from a big waiting room, then once you get to the doctor’s office you’re in another waiting room

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