1. Rape homeless man’s neckwound…

  2. G is “get belly rubs”

    Fuckin’ jabronie

  3. Crap everywhere

    Ask everyone for pets

    Never stop barking

    Insist on treats

    No cats please

    Establish cuddles

  4. The good boy system

  5. No, no, no, no… if you wanna get more nipples, please get more nipples! Get a thousand nipples! The more nipples the better, Maureen! And you know what? While we’re at it, I’m gonna turn myself into a dog -with a thousand teeth! RAWRRR RAW RUHHHH RAUHHH

    Oh does that make you nervous? I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE CAUSE A DOG IS WHO I AM NOW!

  6. C- coming

    A- after

    T- tuna

  7. Reply
    NotSayingJustSaying April 4, 2022 at 10:27 pm

    What is this, a crossover episode?

  8. I have to agree with Dennis in the Wolf Cola episode in season 12, when the news guy says he’s never met a person who doesn’t like dogs:

    >(laughs) There are plenty of us out there, uh, Chet. Okay, trust me. We are just afraid to admit it because we feel like we are gonna be judged by people like you.

  9. So you’ve set it up so you can get these humans to pet you again whenever you want?

  10. Reply
    Mediocre__at__Best April 4, 2022 at 10:27 pm

    Shutup dog!

  11. Who’s that dog

  12. E – Empty Bowls

  13. I feel like dogs would be fine with the Scraps.

  14. S – Snacks (stretches also acceptable)

  15. he probably got obliterated by a taxi

  16. This is so bad

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    Fred_Is_Dead_Again April 4, 2022 at 10:27 pm

    Eat, shit, fuck, bark, sleep.

  18. I should be able to eat a big ol’ bucket of fried dog.

  19. > The implication that things might go wrong for her carpet if she refuses to give me treat. Not that things are going to go wrong for her carpet, but she’s thinking that they will.

    > But it sounds like she doesn’t want to give you a treat.

    > Why aren’t you understanding this? She doesn’t know whether she wants to give me a treat. That’s not the issue.

  20. I hate dogs. And the whole gang hates dogs other than Mac that one episode…

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