This reminds me of the key and peele sketch where they ask him if he would like to donate a dollar to save a child and it turns out they have a van full of children. This is sort of the reverse of that.
One of the only constantly good comics on this sub. Really appreciate this not being just a husband and wife talking to one another in some quirky way at home which seems to make up 99% of this sub.
Well… I guess its not called *live*abetes, is it?
Thank u for reading. Would you like to round up to the next dollar and fight children in my subreddit /r/extrafabulouscomics
That’s a dollar I’d round up.
What does 10$ get me?
Wilford Brimley would be so disappointed.
Also in the 3rd panel it looks like the hammer has eyes.
Wait a minute. How many children? How MUCH diabetus?!
It’s hammer time
This reminds me of the key and peele sketch where they ask him if he would like to donate a dollar to save a child and it turns out they have a van full of children. This is sort of the reverse of that.
What weapons does that kid have? Will he fortnite dance over my corpse?
The floating eyes makes it look like the hammer has eyes
I thought the hammer had eyes 💀
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*looks at the metric ton of candy that I just bought*
“Can I bring my cart?”
The hammer has eyes
Plus after you club em their blood tastes like coolaid jammer!
Mike has a cute headband
is this a repost? I’ve 100% seen this or a comic with the same joke as this before

Those kids are in for a diabeatin’
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One of the only constantly good comics on this sub. Really appreciate this not being just a husband and wife talking to one another in some quirky way at home which seems to make up 99% of this sub.
What the fuck!
Doesn’t have an original bone in his body. I literally saw this same comic premise a year ago.
But aren’t you supposed to fight children using diabetes?
This is why i don’t make the mistake of rounding up my change at the grocery store