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    ZappSmithBrannigan April 4, 2022 at 10:37 pm

    The sign says no motorized vehicles on the beach tina!

    Ya, well it also says no trash on the beach. So what are we gunna do here Tammy?

  2. I always felt like the following line was also super underappretiated “if she were a book, she’d be two books” It kills me every time

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    Whats_Up_Buttercup_ April 4, 2022 at 10:37 pm

    Had a coworker one time who was like this and I used the flour line. My other coworker said “yeah right! She’d be cornstarch!”


    However, my favorite line (besides the flour line and the no trash on the beach line) is “They’ll finger anything with a pulse!” “Uhhh…Gene? I think it’s their finger is on the pulse…” Gets me every time!

  4. As a fellow girl equivalent of flour, I like Jessica! You just gotta get to know us! She seems uncomfortable and full of anxiety. Its hard to express yourself when your brain is like that, so people assume youre boring. Once we start to relax and trust you. Well, shit, we may still seem boring

  5. I wish we had more Jessica in the show! The Wharfy episode was good, but Jessica showed so much potential in the sleepover episode

  6. The episode where Tina and Tammy are trying to get babysitting jobs. Tina-…and I wear glasses, so you know I’m trustworthy. Tammy-And I don’t wear glasses because I didn’t lose my vision like she would lose your baby.

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    UniversalLanguage83 April 4, 2022 at 10:37 pm

    If she were a book??? Shed be TWO books. Yassssssssssss

  8. I also like Linda’s accidental insults of Henry Haber in the episode where he and Tina are dating. He arrives at the front door and says “I’m here to pick up Tina for a date,” and Linda replies, with perfect sincerity, “Oh, that’s nice, who’s Tina going on a date with?”

  9. One of my favorite lines from the show.

    The other being the classic Gene as little Bob scene where bob goes stop following me! and Gene goes stop following me in front!

  10. It really isn’t. I used it on a guy at work and it stuck with him for awhile.

  11. Okay so maybe Im thinking too hard about this but doesnt adding equal parts flour and fat (butter/ bacon grease/etc.) and then cooking them make a roux? And roux are delicious!

  12. It’s good, but Louise is a font of insults and snide comments: there’s always another bubbling to the surface.

    Personal favorite: “Hot Knife Bath.”

  13. If she were a book, shed be two books

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    may_or_may_not_haiku April 4, 2022 at 10:37 pm

    Not under appreciated, hands down by favorite joke of the show.

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    ItsASchpadoinkleDay April 4, 2022 at 10:37 pm

    This isnt just one of the best insults on the show.

    This is one of the best I suits of all time.

  16. Honestly I find this funny but the the follow up line is better “if she were a book she’d be two books”

  17. Ha! I got the notice and thought “If it’s not the flour line I’m gonna have to argue for it!”

  18. This hung at my work bench for 3 years, that’s how much I loved it 不

    “Oh yeah, she is boring”

  19. For me might be the best joke the show ever did, it was so perfectly delivered by louise. Also dont forget the follow up “If she were a book, she’d be two books”.

  20. I used it in a Reddit thread once and people just assumed I thought flour was a spice. This site is filled with jabronis.

  21. I routinely use this insult to describe people.. it IS appreciated!

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    EarthMCRNandtheBelt April 4, 2022 at 10:37 pm


  23. We use this and “mayo is too spicy for them” constantly around here

  24. My favourite is by Gene Impossible! The only losers in improv are the audience!

  25. I use this all the time! It’s deff one of my favorite lines from the entire show.

  26. My favorite line

  27. One of my favorites. If she were a book, shed be two books. Gets me every time.

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