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  1. God this shit is why Hemingway couldn’t take it anymore. Just other writers showing dicks asking his input. Just what the hell man

  2. “your cock is fine. now go get em, champ!”

  3. this would be super wholesome if FSF’s marriage wasn’t awful

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    lIlIlIlIlIlIIlIllII April 4, 2022 at 2:40 pm

    Hemingway had a thing for macho masculinity, didn’t he? That would explain why he’d be the man to ask.

  5. remember in punisher the TV show when the nerdy ops guy was like “I’m not worried about my wife cheating on me because my dick is enormous” and then proceeded to show the punisher, psycho murderer who literally wants his (armed) victims to see him coming, his dick

  6. Hemingway’s account of this is in his memoir called “A Moveable Feast”. In it, Hemingway explains he takes Fitzgerald to an art museum so that he can see for himself if he is adequate in comparison to the nude paintings and sculpture.

  7. I’m guessing he’s not a grower?

  8. Hemingway also didn’t show up to Fitzgerald’s funeral because he was banging hoors in France iirc, and frequently hid from him as his alcoholism and poverty worsened. Fairweather king

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    PM_ME_CHUBBY_BOOBS April 4, 2022 at 2:40 pm

    The only thing more kingly woulda been a brojob

  10. Good guy Hemingway

  11. Being unable to ask your wife if she enjoys sex with you is not kingly.

  12. Had to take a second to realize that this was a joke on a history lesson and not 2 needs talking about The Legend of Zelda

  13. This is extra funny to me bc the first picture of Fitzgerald that came to my mind was Tom Hiddleston from the Midnight in Paris movie and the actor who played Hemingway was Corey Stroll.

  14. So that’s why nobody called him by his real name, **D** Scott Fitzgerald.

  15. This implies the Hemingway once fucked Fitzgerald’s wife and was able to say “yeah that oughta be enough for her”

  16. The Desire of Zelda

  17. The Two Towers

  18. It was… Other factors that dissatisfied Zelda

  19. Hemingway was really tortured by gender stuff. He even had a confusing childhood, where his mom randomly cross-dressed him and his sister and stuff. There was a long documentary about him on PBS last year or so.

  20. No subject is terrible, if the story is true, if the prose is clean and honest and if it affirms courage and grace under pressure

  21. F Scott Fitzgerald? What did he ever do to you?

  22. This missed the next part: they went to look at nude male sculptures in the Louvre. Y’know, for comparison’s sake.

  23. Fun fact: F Scott Fitzgerald‘s daughter is also named F Scott Fitzgerald

  24. Why are you so rude to Scott Fitzgerald?

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    but_its_cold_outside April 4, 2022 at 2:40 pm

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