1. I saw a theory probably on the original sub, that they had to get married in birth order and Bethy really held them up. Considering how quickly the other 2 seem to be getting married (getting younger each time) I think theres something there.

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    ReflectionInfection April 4, 2022 at 6:45 pm

    Doug Fundie and Patty Mershonaisse forever!

  3. I was describing the Bairds to my husband yesterday and how Bethy being ready to talk about her miscarriages means some big family news elsewhere, and 👀👀👀

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    CaterpillarHookah April 4, 2022 at 6:45 pm

    All the raw milk and bone broth smoothies have prepared her for this moment.

    Honestly, I’m glad they took awhile to get to know each other. I hope they’re happy.

  5. Vanilla and white paper are tying the knot!
    In all seriousness they do seem like they have great chemistry but it cracks me up whenever I see pics of them because they look like carbon copies of nothingness…my white bread has more flavor than them.

  6. I feel like they’ve been dating forever in fundie time. Good for them for waiting instead of jumping into an engagement and quickie wedding.

  7. Prepare yourselves for the onslaught of Birthy’s public spiral.

  8. Birthy has entered the chat 💬 cue the downward spiral

  9. I saw that one coming a mile away
    Bethany meltdown incoming

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    Standard-Vehicle1266 April 4, 2022 at 6:45 pm

    Bethy made sure to get her post out before they posted their engagement yesterday. Not going to snark on pregnancy loss because it’s heartbreaking, but considering she’s been mentioning it for a while now and wasn’t ready to share, I wish I could’ve been announced just a couple days before or after.

  11. Makes sense why Bethy had to release her story this weekend then.

  12. Bet Bethy will post about how her sister can finally read her sex book 😂 keep on shilling!

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    usernamegenerator72 April 4, 2022 at 6:45 pm

    Wow, no wonder Birthy was rAnDoMLy inspired to post the video about her fertility struggles yesterday. Can’t have curly Baird getting all the attention! And I’m sure her family had to spend the day sending her encouraging messages while curly was trying to celebrate.

  14. Now they can save the baby’s together forever!

    Her ring is actually really pretty tbh and despite their frequent anti-abortion rhetoric and her weird disgusting diet stuff these two are so overwhelmingly bland I rarely get too offended by them.

    It’ll be interesting to see how the sisters react. Bethany will obviously struggle with another sister achieving the pinnacle of her existence (marriage/sex) younger than she did, but I think suzanna will really have a hard time when this sister moves out. They seem very (almost too) enmeshed.

  15. Brown Baird is gonna have a meltdown. Just her, Heidi, and Paw at home, good lord

  16. Oh that’s why birthy went on her info dump. Got it.

  17. Congrats to the 2 new marriage experts!

  18. Disclaimer that I am not a man but I can’t help but imagine how afraid id be as a fundie man to get married to a Baird or Baird like woman. The pressure seems immense. You know she has to stay at home and will never work outside of grifitng/influencing/some form of Christian ministry. Not to down play the work that homemakers provide because it is enormous and so valuable but it just seems scary that even if circumstances arose, she has ZERO skills to help earn an income or contribute financially. I would find it so stressful to know I always have the responsibility of single handedly providing for her and any kids for forever.

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    cheddarandchutney April 4, 2022 at 6:45 pm

    He looks like a middle aged dad.

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    sleepDeprivedHuman April 4, 2022 at 6:45 pm

    At least her caption is not fundie-esque! Short, non cringey and straigh to the point

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    ToasterGuacamoleWrap April 4, 2022 at 6:45 pm

    I hope Birthy throws another epic pre-wedding tantrum. Maybe she can schedule a vow renewal for the day before the wedding. I want FIREWORKS. I want DRAMA. I want TAFFETA-COVERED SCREAMING MATCHES. Do not disappoint, Birthany.

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    monkey_monkey_monkey April 4, 2022 at 6:45 pm

    And now we know why Birthy was opening up about her fertility struggles

  23. fundie men and receding hairlines, a tale as old as time. at first glance i thought this was a duggar boy

  24. Great. Time for yet another Birthy wedding rehash.

  25. She had to put down her raw milk sippy cup for this.

  26. Curly gill…..

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    EZasSundayMorning April 4, 2022 at 6:45 pm

    The best couple in all the land. JFC.

  28. *plays Higurashi Sotsu theme for the next retold loop of Bratty’s shitty “love story”*


  30. So that’s why Birthy was talking about miscarriages, another sister had a fundie life event to celebrate. Birthy is likely finding another picture of her ugly ring to time with pictures of her sister’s ring too.

  31. Okay but her ring is actually so pretty.

  32. i’m the same age as Curly Baird and the idea of the getting engaged now, even to someone I’ve known for years……..sweet Lord Daniel, no thank you

  33. I just went to look at her pics to see the ring. It is very pretty. But I lost it at the daisy dress paired with the daisy bracelet ☠️💀

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    Killing4MotherAgain April 4, 2022 at 6:45 pm

    I actually really love her dress 😻

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  36. Idk who they are, but I do know that they’re quoting Ben Rector’s “Forever Like That” without any mention of Ben…

  37. May the blessing of beige babies (beige-bies) follow! Huzzah!

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    PrincessFuckFace2You April 4, 2022 at 6:45 pm

    He had to hurry up before the hairline went any further back.

  39. I can’t handle any more wedding throwback posts from Bethy. Please, no.

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