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  1. Except the Dark Souls series is one of the most-praised series to be around since it first came?!?!?!?!? Or Bloodborne, or Sekiro, of which Sekiro also got game of the year?

    Yeah, I can see it. $hittyCumCoins are very similar in nature to these games after all lol. They’re all hidden gems and shit lol.

  2. Damn I couldn’t predict where the paragraph was gonna go 💀

  3. Elden Ring has outlasted its critics, and so will my erection.

  4. If completely unrelated thing good, then my thing also good.

  5. Coin desk is the dark souls of apps

  6. ah yes universally reviled video game company FromSoft, and their highly unpopular *souls series

  7. These apples succeeded, so clearly our oranges will too

  8. Grasping for straws at this point, this shit is embarrassing

  9. “Please buy crypto so I don’t make a loss on those I already bought.”
    – any crypto bro

  10. Crypto really is the dark souls of MLM

  11. Crypto shills try to understand that mass appeal is needed for a currency to work challenge (impossible)

  12. Crypto is the dark souls of investment banking

  13. Think I just pulled a muscle reading that stretch

  14. Someone applying those high school creative writing classes! Slay queen

  15. Elden Ring has been out for less than two months.

  16. I thought Elden’s ring drove its fan base to insanity before it came out, not that it was criticised.

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    GenericSurfacePilot April 14, 2022 at 11:11 am

    This is fucking cringe

  18. cringe ad bro

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    OYoureapproachingme April 14, 2022 at 11:11 am

    I can’t believe this is real

  20. They do know what a siren’s song represents right…

  21. I refuse to believe this is a real article

  22. I’m going to cum in the CoinDek CEO’s coffee

  23. Greetings Fellow Gamers

    Elden is also my favorite video game character

  24. Decade ?

  25. Remember when Elden Ring came out and everyone hated it?

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    Gamingaloneinthedark April 14, 2022 at 11:11 am

    So Elden ring is basically like Veganism? Or Elden Ring fans are vegans.

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