45 Comments
  1. We need more landlocked countries smh such an underappreciated genre

  2. Such a brilliant coastline, Slartibartfast even won an award for it. Truly impeccable.

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    RichardPeterJohnson April 4, 2022 at 1:58 pm

    Something data something Greenland.

  4. Canada has little capacity to actually patrol its full coastline

  5. Chile

  6. This is inconsistent… Uganda is on Lake Victoria, but considered landlocked. Kazakhstan is on the Caspian Sea, which is basically a big lake… And is not landlocked?

  7. chile got snubbed

  8. Ooh yeah, baby! Come get some of this Big Beautiful Coastline! Mmh!

  9. This person is Norwegian 100%. Johannes

  10. Imagine living in 2022 and not having a coastline

  11. Canada says: am I a joke to you Norway ?!?!

  12. Puny coastlines suck

  13. The Coastline Paradox renders this map invalid for all coastal nations except Canada, eh?

  14. As a Canadian, I feel personally attacked by this, but I have no idea why. And now I feel like I should apologize.

  15. Ah yes, my favorite not landlocked country, ethiopia

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    ReallyWilliamAfton April 4, 2022 at 1:58 pm

    “Um ackually its impothable to measure the coastline of a counthy”🤓🤓

  17. Bosnia should be blue

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    ApprehensiveEmploy21 April 4, 2022 at 1:58 pm

    Canada will be the naval power of the future as the Arctic melts. So I guess you feel threatened OP?

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    2ndComingOfAugustus April 4, 2022 at 1:58 pm

    As a Canadian I feel like I got clowned hard by this. My thought process:

    Huh, map, Let’s look at the legend. Coastlines eh? Highlighting the landlocked ones. Why’s Norway blue though? Massive coastlines!? Then why isn’t Cana- oh. Got me.

  20. Honestly it’s pretty cool that Svalbard is bigger than all of New England combined with New York.

  21. This map was made by Norway Gang 🇧🇻

  22. No coastlines gang

  23. This made me realize how few landlocked countries there are

  24. FUCK YOU THIS IS CHILE ERASURE HIJOELAPERRA IM GONNA SEND AN EARTHQUAKE TO YOUR HOUSE, WE HAVE THE VERY BEST AND BIGGEST COASTLINE CANT YOU SEE, ALSO WE HAVE MORE FIORDS AND ISLANDS THAN NORWAY BUT OUR GOBERMENT IS TO DUMB TO COUNT THEM AS COASTLINE BUT THEY ARE STILL EASILLY COMPARABLE TO NORWAY’S JUST LOOK AT THE MAP.

  25. Coastlines are a social construct

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    ApprehensiveEmploy21 April 4, 2022 at 1:58 pm

    No way

  27. How did you get data for Greenland, North Korea and Western Sahara?

  28. How does Ethiopia have a coast?

  29. Isn’t Norway the largest even with Canada involved

  30. Why isn’t chili under massive coastline? Also Canada had massive coastline.

  31. Chile should’ve been dark

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    ThePlanlessCrashman April 4, 2022 at 1:58 pm

    The famed Ethiopian coastline

  33. But Canada at least has Canadian lobsters

  34. Azerbaijan is landlocked the Caspian is an inland sea

  35. There are really not as many landlocked countries as I thought

  36. Doesn’t Russia have a massive coast line as well

  37. You did Chile dirty, deserves to be black

  38. Fuck you Australia is 100% coastline. This map is bullshit

  39. Why tf is Australia red? It’s all coastline?

  40. how the fuck did u got data for Greenland??

  41. Canada and Russia have impressive coastlines. You can take a dip in the north coastal waters and never be able to find an inland area.

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    Schwanzus_Longus_69 April 4, 2022 at 1:58 pm

    Kazakhstan greatest coastline if them all

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    PartialCred4WrongAns April 4, 2022 at 1:58 pm

    The worst part about living in an island nation like Indonesia is how far you are from the coast

  44. Northwest passage has joined the server

  45. How the fuck is Chile not blue? It’s literally just a coastline

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