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  1. Question: If you prick his head with a pin, will it pop loudly OR deflate slowly with a high-pitched “pewwwwwwwwww”?

  2. You can’t just get surgery to change your fivehead to a forehead. You’ll always be a person with a fivehead. A befiveheaded individual. It’s basic biology, Charles

  3. It’s like his face is zoomed out

  4. Die he finally get that Twitter suspension he so desperately wanted?

  5. is his face photoshopped in this image? i can’t tell anymore i’ve seen so many of those edits

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    Puzzleheaded_Hyena_3 April 4, 2022 at 1:20 pm

    He’s directly descended from those mummies they found by the Nazca lines. The ones with huge extended cone heads. For years and years we thought for culture they tortured their children with head extending devices and over years they skulls stretched into a cone shape, but nope recently we studied their DNA and they are like almost a different branch of humans/aliens. That’s this guy.

  7. Timmah

  8. Little bits…

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    Parking-Restaurant-2 April 4, 2022 at 1:20 pm

    I am so distracted by his features so sorry that they are all pushed into one spot on his face. I hope surgery helps.

  10. Don’t feel shame that your mother fucked a Moai, Chuckles. Everyone has a stonemate. I mean soulmate.

  11. The man is a mobile drive-in theatre screen

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    Am_i_banned_yet__ April 4, 2022 at 1:20 pm

    Wow I’m so proud, he’s finally getting it reduced to just a fivehead

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    Joey_BagaDonuts57 April 4, 2022 at 1:20 pm

    This explains the song ‘Pop goes the weasel’.

  14. When is Twitter going to bite the bullet and permanently suspend him and the Babylon Bee?

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    tiberius-skywalker April 4, 2022 at 1:20 pm

    did he finally get fucking banned?

  16. Redddddduction

  17. If you remove his fivehead, that still leaves at least a threehead.

  18. A fivehead would be a nice step down

  19. “What a twist!” – M. Night Shyamalan

  20. 5 is a recurring number with this guy. It’s his forehead size, his IQ, and twice the length of his dick in inches.

  21. Looks hydrocephalic to me.

  22. 🤣

  23. Was his face photoshopped to be small or…..

  24. Does he have Downs syndrome?

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