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  1. > git clone git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/torvalds/linux.git

    HACKERMAN

  2. Quality shitpost.

  3. He should retrain as a html programmer

  4. Oh no, now everyone can learn the secrets of the greybeards and also build their own kernel.

    Linux is now no longer for the elite. My profession is no longer safe. Rabble, rabble, rabble.

  5. “It’s all i386 code.”

    “Always has been.”

  6. Granting them unlimited power to … view the Linux kernel source code

  7. They should have had better security *shaking my smh*

  8. Oh no! Everything but not that! /s

  9. Ah yes, the advanced hacking technique called “cloning a branch”, I’ve used it many times. 80% of the time it works everytime.

  10. You cheeky mf… I had to read that twice lmao

  11. Damn, now everyone can see how to do it properly, even microsoft

  12. I’m going to start my own OS and call it Linux pronounced “line-ucks”

  13. Oh my PowerShell! This must be devastating!

  14. Oh no..So everyone is forced to use their own coded kernel now?

  15. oh nooooooo poor linus

  16. Is no one gonna talk about “the geek man”?

  17. The joke is that it’s open source right?

  18. All your base are belong to us.

  19. Reply
    CultOfTheDemonicDoge March 29, 2022 at 1:55 pm

    Isn’t linux open source already?

    Edit: just realized the sub I was on…

  20. The Geek Man

  21. Oh no …. Anyways

  22. That’s not a hack. The real hack would be merging your own shitty kernel to the master branch with no one knowing.

  23. That’s what you get when it’s security by obscurity!!! HA!

  24. Uhm, just to be safe, the Linux kernel is open source and that’s the joke, right?

  25. Unlimited power!

  26. “involuntarily going open-source”

    [Samsung and Nvidia are the latest companies to involuntarily go open-source leaking company secrets](https://blog.gitguardian.com/samsung-and-nvidia-are-the-latest-companies-to-involuntarily-go-open-source-potentially-leaking-company-secrets/)

  27. echo “I am sudo” | sed -e ‘s/u/a/ -e ‘s/o//’

  28. u/RepostSleuthBot

  29. oh, not the source code!!!1!!1!!!!

  30. You made me question my sanity for a second there

  31. Satire

  32. Wait, It wasn’t open source to begin with?

  33. Correct == Bad
    Simple == Better

    Lets see now

  34. ![gif](giphy|l396BXlj6Xgzav3xK)

    /s

  35. April Fool’s isn’t for another few days

  36. OMGOMG JUST CLICK THE FORK BUTTON ON GITHUB and echo “access granted, linux hacked”

  37. Lol i was so confused until i read the comments, i was questioning my entire knowledge

  38. Looks like I’ll have to switch to something more secure like Windows

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