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    johnmcclanehadplans March 29, 2022 at 3:50 pm

    I’m with you for steps 1-4, but what happened at 5? You just dip into your 78 remaining sofas for spare parts??

  2. Where’s the rest of the fucking owl!

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    Key2Life4Me_Improve March 29, 2022 at 3:50 pm

    It’s cool and it’s a guide, but it’s not a cool guide. It’s a pretty shit guide considering the skip from 4 to 5 (I’ve seen steps 1-4 many times too)

  4. That’s a shitty fort. I build forts for a living, and something like this would be destroyed in ~5 seconds. Also, there’s bareley enough space for more than one kid. Everone knows that the inside of a fort is much more important than the outside.

    Also, no trebuchets? Really?

  5. Does it have a Turkish district?

  6. You the Sofa Fort king, sofaking what

  7. So you need 5 sofas worth of cushions.

  8. r/restofthefuckingowl

  9. Step 4-5 shouldn’t be done while high….I’ve done the research..

  10. bruh fort is still spelled fort in Swedish

  11. I dunno, I always tipped the couch over and built on that using the coffee table and love seat.

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    coreyandtrevordidit March 29, 2022 at 3:50 pm

    My grandma:🧍🏻‍♀️”If you don’t put my damn sofa cushions back where they belong…”

  13. Sofaking cool

  14. Ikea for children

  15. why cant we make a blanket fort?

  16. Sofa king cool!

  17. And now you can watch Speed Racer in it.

  18. r/restofthefuckingowl

  19. This is a terrible guide.

  20. if you need a guide to build one,you don’t deserve a sofa pal!

  21. All I can think of is my allergies.

  22. Time to close this sub down. There will never be a cooler guide than this.

  23. I’m so tired. 12 hour day, it’s 3am. I thought it said sofa “fart”. I was very confused, and wanted to laugh, but too tired to do so. Still want to do this.

  24. Most couches the back cushions are sewn in place

  25. I am also a resident of New Fluffytown.

  26. Søfå Fört if it is from IKEA

  27. Heh. Ikea.

  28. Tensions were high at Fort Seatrest that day

  29. Step 6 add the mini gun

  30. Reply
    One-Possession-8593 March 29, 2022 at 3:50 pm

    Homework be like:
    You have 50 pillows
    U take bajillion of them away
    U add 10 more pillows
    How many pillows do u ahve?

  31. Mmm, buttresses.

  32. r/restofthefuckingowl

  33. Sofa king sweet

  34. I get to be the Sofa King!

  35. My sister and I called it a “chesterfort”

  36. Sofa king cool

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