41 Comments
  1. No one in your 7th grade remedial math class ever talks to you so why would they start now?

  2. ![gif](giphy|1Qdp4trljSkY8)

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    halfasleepallthetime March 29, 2022 at 5:10 pm

    Are you sure that’s a School, I’ve seen better looking prisons

  4. 18? dude.. just because you got left back for 6 years, it doesn’t mean you don’t count those birthdays.

  5. 4th graders are intimidated by adults, that’s why none of your classmates wished you a happy birthday.

  6. Hi, im chris Hanson

  7. The NPC used to denote being in the rough part of the city

  8. Living with your mom and sister is not a polyamorous relationship

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    Educational_Share790 March 29, 2022 at 5:10 pm

    Why would the kids care that it was the janitor’s birthday?

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    CraftyPerformance423 March 29, 2022 at 5:10 pm

    We don’t care either.

  11. Is it Ian the Pansexual or Ian the pan handler?

  12. Maybe by the time you graduate in 2036 someone will say it.

  13. I can see why no one congratulated you. Kids aren’t supposed to talk to strangers

  14. You look like a tiny teacher.

  15. That backdrop looks like a Mexican prison.

  16. Escola pública amigão não tem roast me pior que isso

  17. Not even the other witches in your coven?

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    Disastrous_Shirt904 March 29, 2022 at 5:10 pm

    Imagine being so irrelevant that you have to post TWICE to get roasted

  19. U look like me, but I’m 31

  20. Parabéns pra barba pescoço

  21. Grade 10, the best three years of your life…

  22. You never say congratulations when it’s someone’s birthday.

    You say “Happy Birthday”

    Damn now I can see why you’re still in school

  23. You are an adult now, no one gives a fuck about your stupid birthday

  24. ![gif](giphy|RiEZ2KwUT0eQ2CMCXF)

  25. Just surprised you can count that high.

  26. If you love philosophy so much why don’t you learn to spell it so you don’t sound as dumb as you look?

  27. Cuz you’d ruin their day

  28. It is tough growing up in the prison school system.

  29. Caralho, escola estadual do rio está pior do que quando eu entrei.

  30. Those extra years in high-school still haven’t prepared you for the absolute ass raping life has in store for you.

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    Rude_Abbreviations47 March 29, 2022 at 5:10 pm

    /r/suddenlycaralho

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    ForethoughtfulZebra March 29, 2022 at 5:10 pm

    Nails are painted. Checks out.

  33. No one cares either

  34. No one said happy bday bc no one believes you are 18 💀

  35. You simultaneously look 40 and 13.

    There. Worse

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    YourMomThinksImFunny March 29, 2022 at 5:10 pm

    Is your school in a run down prison?

  37. 18? more like smurfing at 6th grade.

  38. You look 30, ” Have you ever made love to a man?”

  39. No one should

  40. Can’t believe you made it all the way to 7th grade before your 18th birthday congratulations

  41. You’ll get out of junior high someday.

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