23 Comments
  1. You don’t need any tips king. You’ve already got a uniquely small tip from your time in Small Weiner State University.

  2. I mean personally I would be interested, but curious how this worked out for you in this instance?

  3. Sounds like all you might have is the tip

  4. So no PHD?

  5. She gave you a huge opening and you closed it with the self deprecation.

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    MysteriousDillPickle March 29, 2022 at 3:33 pm

    Did you not speak to any other human during the four years?

  7. You’ve got the honesty part down for sure.

  8. I’ve never seen someone commit social suicide this efficiently.

  9. It’s like youre trying hard not to get laid, she’s opening with a compliment and you make fun of your small dick… Fuck

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    NotoriousBootyPirate March 29, 2022 at 3:33 pm

    It’s kinda funny but remember the shitty puns people post on here are just for the lols and don’t always work irl

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    DoctorBuckarooBanzai March 29, 2022 at 3:33 pm

    Self deprecation isn’t as endearing as some might think.

  12. I’d go on date, this was funny and unexpected 🤷‍♀️

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    Intelligent-Hippo474 March 29, 2022 at 3:33 pm

    I honestly don’t get why guys do this.. do women like the self degradation humor? Seems a bit insecure and awkward

  14. After 4 years of relationship . Being alone would be something newer .

  15. Out of all the replies and you chose to go with this one.

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    fulltimeRVhalftimeAH March 29, 2022 at 3:33 pm

    Tip #1: don’t do that.

  17. Missed opportunity… should have said you were “just short of graduating…”

  18. Yeah you’re rusty at this 😂

  19. A fellow alum! I graduated in ’04.

  20. this is pathetic. this whole sub is full of losers god damn

  21. Lmao. Fucking killed it dude. If she don’t laugh at that- she ain’t the one

  22. As I’ve come to find out..the boys who joke about having a small dick usually have a really big one so..what’s up

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