1. Apprently someone hasn’t looked into how much funeral arrangements cost.

    I’m too poor to die.

  2. With life insurance I’m worth 500k dead and nothing while alive. Sigh

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    shazamallamadingdong March 29, 2022 at 1:22 pm

    It’s a bold strategy, Cotton…

  4. Passing away is in my best financial interest since at my job I am not paid enough money to even afford housing/rent to put a roof over my head but i’m paid enough to buy a gun and blow the roof of my skull ot in order to escape poverty/the threat of homelessness.

  5. I going with either winning the lottery, death or apocalyptic war. Been saving bottle caps just in case!

  6. Second this

  7. I honestly can say i can live comfortably for the rest of my life if i die on thrsday.

  8. idk man.. funerals are pretty expensive.

  9. And given my life insurance, it would also be in the best interest of my family.

  10. I wouldn’t even want my body to be found so nobody has to pay for my funeral. death by fire it is.

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    RepresentativeLuck51 March 29, 2022 at 1:22 pm

    Can’t be in debt if deceased

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