48 Comments
  1. This isn’t a shitty movie detail. This is a pretty fuckin Sikh movie detail.

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    xxmybestfriendplank March 29, 2022 at 12:08 pm

    I can go to bed with the perfect joke for today

  3. Sikh and you shall find it.

    Seriously though…

    A Sikh colleague shared with me that
    part of practice of the Sikh faith is selfless service.

    It makes sense that one might be a crossing guard. Many become police officers for the same reason.

  4. Thank you for this

  5. Dis-turban the peace

  6. i dont have an award for u but this is very funny

  7. Is this some kind of Sikh joke?

  8. This pun-jabs.

  9. I can’t wait to use this on r/DadJokes later on

  10. That’s me on the right just groaning

  11. As someone’s who’s actually Sikh these jokes always kill me

  12. This is the content I subscribed for.

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    Doc-tor-Strange-love March 29, 2022 at 12:08 pm

    He was Sikh-ing for her mom in those bushes

  14. ok but where are the period jokes??

  15. Take my free award good sir

  16. He got a Sikh looking beard too

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    Financial-Peak-6423 March 29, 2022 at 12:08 pm

    Not a shitty detail at all. I’d say it’s a pretty Sikh one

  18. I’m Sikh of hearing about this movie.

  19. This PUN JABing through my mind

  20. “Ow!”

  21. My coworker still won’t admit that’s a movie about periods

  22. This joke is frickin’ grate [Sikh].

  23. He even has a kara!

  24. Amazing lol

  25. I’m just happy to see people pronouncing it close to right

  26. r/dadjokes

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    MicrochippedByGates March 29, 2022 at 12:08 pm

    Imagine having security guards at schools

  28. The movie is big on euphemisms. I think this is one of them.

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    NicholasAtNightolas March 29, 2022 at 12:08 pm

    Most realistic part of the movie if you’re from Toronto

  30. Sikh is objectively the coolest religion

  31. This movie screenshots looks like those GrubHub ads y’all posted before

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    Keyshawn_Streetlamp March 29, 2022 at 12:08 pm

    god this animation style is hideous

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    Potential-Stranger27 March 29, 2022 at 12:08 pm

    That movie was so cringe

  34. Why this look worse than the Playmobil movie

  35. He’s a master at playing Hide & Sikh. His favorite console is the Nintendo Sikh-sty-four. He does Sikh moves on a skateboard. He has his own Sikh-net ring. Careful or he’ll Sikh his dog on you. He has sworn off Sikh-arettes. He’s good at keeping Sikh-rets.

  36. Sikh-ing out those wrongdoers, huh?

  37. Everytime I see this movie, the mouths remind me of the Chevron cars commercial.

  38. /r/angryupvote fine take it

  39. what kind of a sikh mind even comes up with such jokes? you’re lucky the husband of the girlfriend of their son’s friend isn’t coming to slap some sense into you.

  40. Hope he gets better soon 🙁

  41. My favorite part is when they start beat boxing, it sounds like the girl is saying “boots and cats and boots and cats”.

  42. the word “sikh” actually means “to learn or taught”

  43. Sikh and you shall find.

  44. The producers of *Crazy Rich Asians*:

    also sikh ≈ sick, sikh ≠ seek

  45. He likes to listen to mo’ sikh.

  46. Sikh-curry-ty

  47. Sikh detail

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