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  1. R5: There are many ways to “solve” a border conflict

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    Top_Expression_277 March 29, 2022 at 2:37 pm

    This system provides no resources or strategic value, but I’ll be damned if I let any other xenos have it

  3. I FUCKING LOVE WAR

    I WANT TO DESTROY PEOPLES AND CULTURES, RUIN ENTIRE PLANETS AND DIE IN A MEANINGLESS CONFLICT OVER A SINGLE ROCK WITHOUT ANY VALUE.

  4. What about the materialist and egalitarians? How would they interact?

  5. Anything for a chokepoint.

  6. Border friction 1000% percent

  7. Xphiles: “Let’s boink!”

    Pacifists: “For peace!”

  8. xenophile and pacifist would actually take as much territory as they could to fuck each other and then have a very pasive agresive conversation

  9. Determined Exterminators : Yes. Come here, disgusting biological blob of flesh.

    We have uses for you.

    *Tosses into the chemical processor vat*

  10. I finished a play through playing as a pacifist police state.

    My god, I missed declaring war just because *you looked at me funny*

  11. All im saying is *cracks planet* GIVE WAR A CHANCE !

  12. Sometimes I read comments without checking which subreddit I’m in and somehow, you guys always scare me and then I look at r/Stellaris and I’m like “oh now it makes sense!”

  13. Now imagine Devouring Swarm and Determined Exterminators

  14. Lmao bottom picture is the only way I play stellaris

  15. This is like the time I straight up stole a system from my friend (in multiplayer, she borders me) that happened to contain a world her species preferred. She was miffed about it but shortly after I sent a migration treaty so I could settle the world. She accepted, apparently not remembering that I just stole a prospective world from her.

    Cue said friend some time later, seeing that I colonized that planet with her own species and thus going >:O

  16. Countryball Stellaris style. I love it😍

  17. I like this.

  18. This is perfect

  19. Y’all take more systems?

    – *pacifist void dweller player*

  20. I love Ethicsballs

  21. I can hear the silence between the xenophobe and the militarist

  22. I could probably go for some drinks with you tonight, if that’s OK with you?

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    norwegian_crackboi March 29, 2022 at 2:37 pm

    “I’m going to murder you”

    “I’m going to make you wish I’d just murder you”

  24. The xenos will not respect the treaty, and we are better off fighting them.

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    The_Real_JohnnyRicky March 29, 2022 at 2:37 pm

    Doing a militaristic xenophile playthrough now, my admirals and generals are unstoppable, accept that one general who only had one army on Sol 3

  26. I don’t get it. Why is the last panel dark with a red giant and no text?

  27. Nice artwork, BTW did you get the conversation for spiritualist/auth from the dune movie, the herald of the change scene?

  28. Me claiming systems because it’s the last one in a cluster to make the perfect choke point

  29. The Dark Forest Theory

  30. Meanwhile fanatic materialist: haha! Colossus goes crack!

  31. Every time someone colonize one of my claims, I stop everything send all my fleet and start playing this as I glass/shatter a planet

    https://youtu.be/h67JpMyrOVE

  32. Militarist Xenophobes: “Commence primary ignition.”

  33. << What have Borders ever given us? >>

  34. I am scared.

  35. xenophobe: two fight the third wins!

  36. Virus bombing initiated, let’s show this xeno home world the true might of [Empire/species name here]!

  37. A stellaris countryball comic? I love it

  38. “Please take it”

    Oh okay sure i’ll take it

    “… You dare let our borders touch?!”

  39. Reply
    Impossible_Regret172 March 29, 2022 at 2:37 pm

    Stellaris factions be like:

  40. I don’t get the last one for some reason.

  41. Reply
    Easy_Mechanic_9787 March 29, 2022 at 2:37 pm

    The devouring swarm just looks and eats you

  42. Now a fourth panel with one ball a machine intelligence and the other a minmaxer, both saying “haha numbers go up”

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