1. Hey, guys, I heard an assistant professorship just opened up.

    At the University of ***PSYCHE!***

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    LocalLifeguard4106 March 29, 2022 at 7:03 pm

    So, a graduate student, huh? How come you guys can go to the moon but you can’t make my shoes smell good?

  3. As someone who finished grad school….it’s funny because it’s true.

  4. One of the few Simpsons jokes that actually hurt for a brief second 😆

  5. Mom, am I a butch or a femme?

  6. Me trying to get a car loan

  7. This scene has me cracking up every time lmao 600 dollars! Still laughing

  8. I wish I made $600 a year. Then I would be some fat cat.

  9. I have this image printed out and displayed in my office.

  10. God I’m so glad I’m no longer in grad school. Got my dual master’s and decided to ho-diddly-hightail my way out of academia. I have major respect for people who even attempt PhDs. Nevertheless, Bart speaks the truth. I wonder if whoever wrote this joke knows that pain on a personal level.

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    LocalLifeguard4106 March 29, 2022 at 7:03 pm

    You’re about to get your PhD… Pound Head Down.

  12. In grad school, I had this quote in my email signature line. Some were amused. Others (e.g., my grad advisor), not as much.

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    6ixty9iningchipmunks March 29, 2022 at 7:03 pm

    I feel…. Personally attacked

  14. Scary true…😂

  15. 🙁 I feel attacked with that statement.

  16. Shit ..this is to real ..

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