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  1. Possessions.

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    yellowistherainbow March 30, 2022 at 2:35 am

    Yeah, like keep check on where ur at. Don’t go alone in dark alleys, keep an eye on your position

  3. Why did you censor the acronym? I can also still easily read it.

  4. How little does the jewellery have to be?

  5. Thought they were talking about the stock market.

  6. Are they actually trying to say “possessions” or are they saying to have some spatial awareness? Either would fit here.

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    willy-fisterbottom2 March 30, 2022 at 2:35 am

    Well, here it is, a post so shitty I leave the subreddit. r/comedycemetary

  8. This doesn’t fit the sub. It’s nuanced, but a true bone apple tea is not a simple misspelling, it’s a misunderstanding of what words compose a particular phrase or multisyllabic word.

    This is just a case of someone not knowing how to spell possessions. I doubt they hear “positions” when others say “possessions.”

  9. but I don’t have any little jewelry… is it an offering of some kind?

  10. Maybe they’re just Australian and using voice dictation

  11. Technically correct if said jewelry is an investment.

  12. Typos aren’t bone apple tea

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