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  1. I would dish the dirt on people who name their children “clay.” Loam as I am to say, I would not sand for that soil-less name.

  2. Clay Shaiken, new pop star name.

  3. I dont get it

  4. No wonder Dream is a degenerate

  5. Light yourself on fire and become a brick

  6. Hey look, it’s Ord

  7. Reply
    roses_and_sacrifice March 30, 2022 at 5:29 am

    I’m pretty sure this is making fun of Dream, his irl name is Clay.

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    if i was born with the name clay i would shake myself as a baby

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  9. A friend of mine growing up had a little brother my nephew’s age and when he’d come over they’d play. One day my nephew asked me, “Can we see if play-doh can play?” It took me a few seconds to realize he was talking about my friend’s little brother Clay 😂🤣😂🤣

  10. Reply
    cloudedconstitutions March 30, 2022 at 5:29 am

    Mlepclaynos

  11. Hell yeah, Dragon Tales!

  12. Should put this in r/brandnewsentence

  13. Corniest shit I’ve ever seen

  14. Clay from Pokemon

  15. I knew a kid named Clay. He said I could play his Atari Spider-Man game if I drank a glass of lemonade. I didn’t trust him, I knew it was pee.

  16. I think people named Clay did actually do this

  17. The only acceptable way one could name their child Clay is if they were naming them after the character from Wings of Fire

  18. Sorry Clayton’s. Your names are no good for this one

  19. @every dream stan

  20. Dude

  21. Puppington

  22. The clay is silent

  23. His momma call him Clay, I’ma call him Clay

  24. I knew a dude in high school named Clayton, and he looked like Beavis lmao this tweet made me laugh so hard

  25. I’d do the same if my name was Gunther.

  26. Clay Shaiken

  27. Reply
    jins_sunglasses_kit March 30, 2022 at 5:29 am

    God this is gold

  28. This insult is only half baked

  29. I kind of like the name Clay.

  30. Oof

  31. Definitely Not Hans Gruber would like to know your location

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